Christmas Gift Guide Part III: Cadeautjes Voor Mannen

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.”

― Mark Twain


Christmas Gift Guide Part II: Beauty

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

– Garrison Keillor


Christmas Gift Guide Part I: Kitchen Gadgets

“I’m bad on Valentine’s Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o’clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I’m in Toys’R’Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.”

– Jamie Foxx